advantages of being a boy:
- your boobs don’t get in the way
- no period
- your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
- no childbirth
- penises are fun
- shirts always fit over your chest
- you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
- you store less fat
advantages of being a girl:
- can use your bra as an extra pocket
- which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake
Add me on snapchat guys so I can send you uncomfortable selfies :’))) username: rubimaeve
Me: *does 2 sit ups*
*checks for abs*
if this isn’t on your blog i think i’m going to have a problem with you.
I don’t think most of you know, but this girl has, or had, a tumblr. She was getting anon hate of being accused that she didn’t have cancer because she had hair in her photo. Thus, getting her to make this gif. See that fake smile? Can you see how firmly she’s holding everything in? Wow, I know.
I don’t care what blog type you have. Reblog this.
imagine calum as a target employee who thinks ur hot so he casually walks over to you ready to make a move and be smooth as fuck but instead leans his arm on the shelf beside you and knocks everything down